The Baconland!

Well, I was wondering today, there are so many awesome lands in the word, that you can't imagine!
I was remembering one trip that I did a long time ago. I went to the Baconland! It was just amazing. Guys, serious, you should go to this land someday.

When I arrived, I only saw bacon. Bacon everywhere, bacon in all the kinds, fried bacon, boiled bacon, cooked bacon, bacon with flavor of strawberry, grape, orange, beef, egg, milk, chiken, god...there was even bacon with flavor of bacon!

And this is not the most incredible.
The most incredible of all, is that even the HOUSES was made with bacon!!!
Can you imagine?

And the games, ow, the games! I played one thing that they call "cowboom", I gonna try to explain how it works:
You go to a farm where there are cows and vegetables there, get a special dynamite, and you need to put the dynamite inside a vegetable (take care) and do the cow eat it...
When it happen, the cow do a boom (I don't know why, but they don't like neither cows nor vegetables).

Who wins is who does it faster, or explode more cows in a limit time, or just who does it in the funnier way.

Crazy, isn't it?

PS: I don't know why, but life expectancy is 25 years old, but they don't look to care about it.


Vocabulary:

• wondering - pensar consigo mesmo
• there are - Há/existem
• awesome - incriveis, impressionantes, etc
• lands - terras
• remembering - lembrando
• trip - viagem
• a long time ago - a muito tempo atrás
• went - fui
• amazing - demais
• Guys - caras (pronome de tratamento em relação a pessoas)
• should - deveriam
• someday - algum dia
• arrived - cheguei
• everywhere - em todo lugar
• kinds - tipos
• fried - frito
• boiled - fervido
• cooked - cozinhado
• flavor - sabor
• strawberry - morango
• grape - uva
• orange - laranja, e assim como em portugues, é tanto a cor quanto a fruta
• egg - ovo
• milk - leite
• chiken - galinha
• god - Deus
• even - até mesmo
• incredible - incrível
• gonna - é uma gíria que representa "going to" que significa "vou"(no futuro)
• works - tradicionalmente representa "trabalho", porém aqui tem o sentido de "funcionar"
• farm - fazenda
• cows - vacas
• vegetables - vegetais
• inside - in significa "dentro", e side significa "lado", então inside significa "no lado de dentro"
• take care - no contexto significa "tomar cuidado", mas também é utilizado em despedidas com o sentido de "se cuida"
• eat - comer
• happen - acontecer
• neither...nor - neither representa "nem", porém para falar nem uma coisa nem outra, não podemos falar neither...neither, e sim, neither...nor
• faster - mais rápido
• funnier  - mais engraçado
• way - caminho/jeito
• Crazy - louco
• life expectancy - expectativa de vida
• care - ligar(no sentido que tem em: eu não ligo)